So, you’re visiting Melbourne?

Great!

The following is a list of places I’d recommend you go in each neighbourhood I’m familiar with. Some of these areas will almost certainly already be on your list, and some of them will probably be a little off the beaten track.

South of the Yarra

I can’t really help you here. There are two types of people in Melbourneโ€”those north of the river (typically insufferable left-leaning voters), and those south of the river (typically insufferable right-leaning voters).

If you’ve met me, I hope you know which side I’m on.

Fitzroy/Collingwood

This is an area with a history similar to Shoreditch1โ€”edgy and hip back in its day, but now the domain of expensive shops, expensive restaurants, and overpaid web developers.

Having said that, it’s still the heart of the hipster inner north and has lots of what makes Melbourne so Melbourne-y.

The Old Bar ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”Š

Back in the day, you were guaranteed to find me here every Friday night after work, regardless of where I was working. Itโ€™s a dive bar with some kind of music every night. The beer garden definitely has more emphasis on beer than garden and should probably be avoided if you’re not comfortable with cigarette smoke, but I love it out there.

The Tote ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”Š

Punk rock mecca.

Black Pearl ๐Ÿธ

Great for cocktails. Go upstairs.

Slowbeer Fitzroy ๐Ÿบ

This place was formerly named Two Row, and I haven’t visited since it was relaunched. I can only assume it’s still a small, well-curated craft beer bar. Melbourne’s craft beer scene is pretty friendly.

Beermash ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿพ

Good craft beer shop/bar just down the road from Slow Beer.

Smith and Daughters ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ•

Great vegan restaurant. I’ve got their cookbook and it’s pretty great.

Smith and Deli ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ•

Take-away spinoff of Smith and Daughters.

Wabi Sabi Salon ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿฝ

There’s a nice little strip of Japanese restaurants down the bottom of Smith Street, and this is probably my favourite.

Napier Hotel ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฝ

Home of the Bogan Burger, a meaty behemoth of a burger.

The Standard Hotel ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฝ

Great and popular beer garden. Pretty good pub food.

Industry Beans โ˜•๏ธ

If I had to recommend one place to go to experience Melbourne’s over-the-top coffee culture, this would be the one. Have at least one espresso here.

Proud Mary โ˜•๏ธ

Another very popular cafe. Expect to need to queue if you’re going here on the weekend. This is where Zoe and I had our first date.

Vegie Bar ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ•

Cheap (for the area) and cheerful vegetarian food.

The Fox Hotel ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฝ

A little removed from the hustle and bustle of Brunswick and Smith Streets, this is a nice pub with good beer and an old-school vibe.

Fitzroy North

I lived in a one bedroom flat by Edinburgh Gardens for a couple of years in the early 2010s.

Fitzroy North is a very well-to-do area, populated primarily by champagne socialists.

Edinburgh Gardens ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿป

The biggest and most popular park in the inner north. On a sunny day on the weekend, the north side of the park will be overrun with 20- or 30-somethings with beer, cider, and picnic foods picked up from Piedemontes (the local supermarket) and Blackhearts and Sparrows.

Blackheart and Sparrows ๐Ÿพ

High-end bottle shop; a great place to grab a few cold beers to drink in Edinburgh Gardens.

Dench Bakers ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฅ–โ˜•๏ธ

Good bakery/cafe. Worth visiting for either brunch or grabbing some bread and cakes.

The Pinnacle ๐Ÿบ

Nice local boozer. Good range of craft beers and reasonable food.

Dannyโ€™s Burgers ๐Ÿ”

One of the places in Melbourne for an Australian-style burger. Itโ€™s massive, sloppy, and has egg and beetroot. Some people will say that the beetroot should be swapped for a pineapple ring, but they’re wrong.

Order one with the lot. You’re wasting your time otherwise.

Horn Please ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿบ

Good for Indian. They had a buffet night on Sunday. And craft beer!

Footscray

After getting tired of the hipster inner north, I moved westward and rented a flat in Footscray with Zoe in the mid-2010s, where we lived until I left Australia.

Footscray has a reputation of being rough, but it’s not really warranted these days. There are some social issues in the area, and recently some media beat-ups about “african gangs”, but nothing which should scare you away.

Pho Hung Vuong Saigon ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿœ

One of the most popular reasons to visit Footscray is the good, cheap Vietnamese food. This is my favourite of the local Vietnamese places.

Pho is breakfast food in Vietnam, so this place is open early if you want something other than toast with a poached egg.

For the price, the service is what you’d expectโ€”not rude, but not exactly welcoming and friendly either.

Toโ€™s Bakery ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฅ–

My favourite for Bahn Mi.

Footscray Market ๐Ÿ›’๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅ•

Not the place for artisanal organic produce, but the place for cheap food and hubbub.

T. Cavallaro & Sons ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿฐ

Footscray’s been a home to immigrant communities for many decades. Before the wave of Vietnamese immigration, it was known as an Italian and Greek area. One place which is still around from those days is T. Cavallaro, where you can get amazing cannoli.

Ras Dashen ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿฝ

After the wave of Vietnamese immigration, the next group to immigrate into the area were people from Africa, especially from Ethiopia, Sudan and Eritrea. A small neighbourhood has developed where they’ve opened their own businesses which has become known as “little Africa”. My favourite of these is Ras Dashen.

Konjo Cafe ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฝ

Ethiopian-French fusion place. Another good option for breakfast if you’re looking for something different. Lots of vegan options here too.

Rudimentary โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฝ

Rudimentary represents the hipsterfication of Footscray. A cafe with minimalist decor set up inside a shipping container surrounded by herb gardens. It’s peak Melbourne.

The Reverence ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”Š

A favourite of Melbourne’s hardcore scene. Vegan food and punk rock music. I liked going on a Sunday afternoon for some heartfelt straightedge.

Bar Josephine ๐Ÿบ

A craft beer bar which opened soon after I left Melbourne. I spent a fair bit of time here last time I visited Footscray on holiday. A large number of taps rotating through an interesting selection of craft beers. A great spot to pull up a bar stool and have a chat with some locals.

Mr West ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿพ

Another newly opened craft beer joint in Footscray. Again, it wasn’t around when I lived in the neighbourhood, but it seems pretty nice. They were working on opening a bottle shop downstairs when I was there last.

Northcote/Thornbury

Carwyn Cellars ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿพ

Yet another craft beer bar. Either I or Melbourne has a bit of an obsession with craft beer. This is one of Melbourne’s best.

The City

Whisky and Alement ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿบ

Small whiskey bar with friendly, knowledgeable staff; reasonable prices; and a very extensive list. Their boilermakers (a beer and whiskey pairing) are always a good place to get started.

Hells Kitchen ๐Ÿบ

Degraves Street is one of the stereotypical Melbourne postcard alleyways, but most places in the area aren’t great. Hells Kitchen is the exception.

Ponyfish Island ๐Ÿป

On a sunny afternoon in the city, this is a pretty nice spot to enjoy a beer or two.

Ian Potter Centre, NGV ๐ŸŽจ

The National Gallery, Victoria is split into two partsโ€”the international collection (which is around the corner on St. Kilda Road) and the Australian collection which is housed in Federation Square. Both are good, but if you’re in Australia it makes the most sense to see Australian art.

North Melbourne

Queen Victoria Market ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ•

The majority of this place is a massive shed which houses row after row of people selling useless crap made in China. Ignore that part and head to the food sections. My favourite has always been the dairy hall which is full of shops selling cheeses, cured meats, and lots of other tasty things, but the large fruit and vegetable section and a meat hall are pretty great place to do your shopping.

My top picks are the peppered kangaroo fillets from The Chicken Pantry followed by lunch at the Bratwurst Shop.

Market Lane Coffee โ˜•๏ธ

Inside the Queen Victoria Market precinct, this place is serious about it’s coffee.

Town Hall Hotel ๐Ÿป

Another old-school neighbourhood boozer with a pretty good kitchen. Way back in the early 2000s, this is where Look Who’s Toxic played their first gig to an appreciative audience.

Beatrix ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฝโ˜•๏ธ

Tasty brunch and even tastier cakes. This place is tiny and you might need to wait for a table if you’re part of a group, but I’ve always found it easy to get a seat when visiting alone.


  1. To be fair, Shoreditch is probably a reasonable prediction of what Fitzroy will be like in five years.